I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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