New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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