He kissed a someone with a penis
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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