we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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