we're blogging at a bar
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You dont lie about slip and slides
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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