Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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