I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Did you pee in the oven last night??
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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