so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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