It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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