I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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