Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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