Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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