hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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