some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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