Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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