Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She even gives head with a lisp.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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