Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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