so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
we should paint friendship bongs
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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