yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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