Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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