as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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