I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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