when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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