My entire life is one complicated drinking game
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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