the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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