Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is it because I queefed?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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