I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The power of my boobs compel you
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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