i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
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Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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