Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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