Don't you send me to vm
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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