somebody snuck up and got me drunk
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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