wakey wakey hands off snakey
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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