Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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