Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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