i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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