: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
never play flip cup with pint glasses
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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