I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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