How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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