dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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