Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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