would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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