I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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