My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i drank out of a bidet.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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