dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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