Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. Iβd pick his dick. That good!
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