If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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