its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We need to get me chipped asap
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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