his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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