She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I want her autograph on my taint
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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