He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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